Muzhe yaad hai woh baatein mere bachpan ki
Daddy kehte the khota sikka chalega nahi
Mummy pyar se khilati dal chawal aur dahi
Maa ke haathon ka woh jaadu five star main nahi
Mar mar ke mili college degree
Job ek tragady hai joke salary
Eik ladaki mili thi woh bhi dump kar gayi
Unka hone ko baitha ho koi mile to sahi
Ohhh banda sidha rabb da main..ji ha
Ditto tere war ga mian..yaay
Kam galat koi karda de
Phir na usko chadd dene
Iss ladki ko chede koi...toh dishoom
Kar cheatin aur khele koi..toh dishoom
Mere india ko bura kaha..toh dishoom
Jane gane pe na khada hua..toh didhoom
Toh dishoom...toh dishoom..toh dishoom
Room main kishor da ke gana gata hoon
Katty perry ke photo saath main leke nahata hoon
Mere aaju baju bikini main babes nachati
Par life koi honey singh ka video nahi
Din ko main chhahe jitana hero hota hoon
Raat ko takiye ki zhappi leke sota hoon
Kabhi kabhi kisi party main jyada ho gayi
Yaad karke purani baatein khub rota hoon
Ohhh banda sidha rabb da main..ji ha
Ditto tere war ga mian..yaay
Eik wari hatth padh la ta
Phir kabhi nahi chad da main
Ram rahim ladhaye koi...toh dishoom
Chote bachhon ko daraye koi..toh dishoom
Nasha karke jo aaye koi..toh dishoom
Mere bhai ko sataye koi..toh dishoom
Toh dishoom...toh dishoom..toh dishoom