Kem bhau tabiyat pani kem chhe
Kem chhe mat bolo bhai
Scam chhe bolo scam chhe
Har baat me scam har baat me ghapla
Kalyug aaye to likha hai
Nahi likha hai to likh do
Puja me bhi kam se kam ek aankh to khuli rakho
Ghapla hai bhai ghapla hai bhai - 3
Ghapla hai ho
(Hmm ghapla hai ghapla hai
Ghapla hai ji ghapla
Ha ago bai ghapla hai
Ghapla hai ghapla hai ji ghapla) - (2)
He ho chhod parjapat pakad punch ka ghapla hai
Sadhu sant ki dadhi munch ka ghapla hai
Aate me ghapla hai
Bate me ghapla hai
Ghapla hai ghapla hai
Ghapla hai ji ghapla
Ha aga bai ghapla hai
Ghapla hai ghapla hai ji ghapla
Ghapla hai ghapla hai
Ghapla hai ji ghapla
Ji re ji re ji re ji - 2
Aate me ghapla ji bate me ghapla
Ji re ji re ji re ji
Rail me ghapla ji tel me ghapla
Lic me bank me ghapla
Jeep me ghapla tank me ghapla
Lic me bank me ghapla
Ji re ji re ji re ji
Jeep me ghapla tank me ghapla
Ji re ji re ji re ji
Faujo ke buto se lekar
Banduko me ghapla hai
Teen crore ke not bhare in
Sanduko me ghapla hai
He ho poder foder bhai damodar ghapla hai
Bhai bhatija parmit order ghapla hai
Tale me ghapla hawale me ghapla
Aaga aaga ghapla hai ghapla hai
Ghapla hai ji ghapla
He aga bai ghapla hai ghapla hai
Ghapla hai ji ghapla
Ji re ji re ji re ji - 2
(Dukane bechi to bik gaye sath governer
Ga bhainsh ka chara kha gaye yaar minister) - (2)
Adal badal kal badal badal kar ladte hai
Hu tu tu tu - 2
Are hath kahi or pav kahi par padte hai
Adal badal kal badal badal kar ladte hai
Are hath kahi or pav kahi par padte hai
Dollar wollar bhai damodar ghapla hai
Sara soch ke dekh sarasar ghapla hai
Arji me ghapla hai marji me ghapla
(Ghapla hai ghapla hai
Ghapla hai ji ghapla) - (2)
Ghapla hai bhai ghapla hai bhai - 2
Deva re o ho
Log bechare tin tin tare
Tin tin tare log bechare - 2
Til til marne wale
Til til tarne wale
Kide or makodo jaise log bechare
Tin tin tare - 3
Ghiste ghiste fat jate hai
Juto jaise log bechare
Tin tin tare log bechare - 2
Pairo me pahane jate hai
Jalse or jhulluso me
Sangero se sile sipahi
Vardi ke malbhuso me
Goli se jo fatt jate hai
Chithdo jaise fenk diye jate hai sare
Tin tin tare log bechare - 2
Tin tin tare tin tin tare tin tin tare - 3