{Intro} This is true story No lies Swear {Verse 1} I was drivin' through Texas and I was close to the border I was fresh off of blunt, I was kinda disordered We had some weed in the glove box, maybe a quarter I ain't got no time to get my sh*t in order I ran a cop checkpoint, just came outta the blue I was panicin', askin' my homies "What should we do?" I rolled down the window smokin' {?} I told the cops I was coughing because I had the flu They told us "Get outta the van and go the {?} on the road" I'm scared as hell so honestly I'ma do what I'm told Yeah, I'm on long way from home {Verse 2} I'm not exaggеrating when I say I pissed in my pants Becausе {?} German shephard sniffin' the van They were tearin' through our luggage, throwin' sh*t everywhere What'd I do to deserve this? I swear this sh*t isn't fair The sun was goin' down and gettin' dark as a b*tch They let the dogs in the van, they started parkin' and sh*t They said they lookin' for emigrants
I told them that we're citizens Man, what kinda bullsh*t is this? Knew we shoulda got rid of this We forget we left our homie so high in the back I swear to God this the last time I'm buyin' {?} He was asleep under a blank And it looked like we smuggled him I was tryna tell the cops with my words we're just fumbling "Ah, excuse me officer, I'm high right now And honestly, I don't really wanna die right now" They had two AKs strapped up on they belt "Please call off the dogs, they don't need to attack We're just a couple dumb kids they got way too smack And honestly I'm really hungry, why'd you throw off my snacks" "We're lookin' for real criminals Not you dumb individuals" Got on my knees and thanked God this sh*t was Americal Almost gettin' arrested wasn't part of the plan They took our weed and told us "Get gone in the van" I told myself "I would never go through this again" {?} I was really gettin' high with my friends {Outro} True story