I often wonder what went wrong
I wear my pants all day long
If only I were Al Capone
I wouldn't be so all alone
I'd have some fun
Oh yeah
If only I lived on the sea
I'd live just so happily
I'd feel at home on a ship
Livin' like a pirate
I wanna be a pirate
I wanna rob a bank
I wanna own a parot
And make 'em walk
The wooden plank
I wanna live a life
Of sin and infamy
I do not know what went wrong
I wore my pants all day long
If only I were Al Capone
I wouldn't be so all alone
I'd have the girls right by my side
I'd be so happy on the inside
I wanna be a pirate
I wanna rob a bank
I wanna own a parot
And make 'em walk
The wooden plank
I wanna live a life
Of sin and infamy
I wanna be anyone
Anyone but me
I wanna be anyone
Anyone buy me
I wanna be anyone
Anyone but me