Ashly: Never gets old, does it?
(Anthony looks up from a magazine article about Metal Gear Solid and glares at her)
Ash: Kinda makes you feel like singing, doesn't it?
(They share some more glares)
Ash: I love the XBox, and Final Fantasy
I love Oblivion, I love Nintendo's Wii
I love to play games, it is my favorite thing
Boomdeyada, boomdeyada, boomdeyada, boomdeyada (to a compilation of the HAWP opening sequence)
I love my Gameboy, I love the PS3
I love Dead Rising, I love Day of Defeat
I love to play games (f**!) I guess they're pretty neat
Boomdeyada, boomdeyada, boomdeyada, boomdeyada (to a compilation of Ash getting frustrated and cursing)
I love Diablo, and I love God of War
I love Harvest Moon, your mom's a dirty who*e
I love to play games, they're better than real life
Boomdeyada, boomdeyada, boomdeyada, boomdeyada (to a compilation of Ash spraying Ant with water guns)
(Credits)
(Ash plays some DDR to the golf channel)