(Ash draws on sleeping Anthony's hand with a black sharpie.)
Anthony: Hey Ashly, whatcha playing?
Ashly: Bioshock. (Spoilers.)
Ant: (Fixing the toilet) Ash? Did you use the toilet last? It won't flush. Honestly, I have no idea what you ate, but you really, really need to rethink certain aspects of your diet, because that was gross.
Ash: The a**a**in has overcome my final defense. And now he's come to murder me. In the end, what separates a man from a slave? Is it money? Power? No. A man chooses; a slave obeys.
Ant: God f**ing damn it.
Ash: You think you have memories. A farm... a family... an airplane... a crash. And then this place. Was there really a family? Did the airplane crash? Or was it hijacked? Forced down? Forced down by something less than a man, something bred to sleepwalk through life, until activated by a simple phrase spoken by their common phrase. Was a man sent to k**? Or a slave? A man chooses; a slave obeys. Stop, would you kindly. "Would you kindly," a powerful phrase. A familiar phrase?
Would you kindly get me a refill?
Would you kindly play Boom Blox with me?
Would you kindly?
Would you kindly?
(Wearing an Asian sun hat.) Would you kindry?
Would you kindly fix the toilet? I just dropped a mad deuce.
Sit, would you kindly. Stand, would you kindly. Run! Stop! A man chooses; a slave obeys. k**!
Ant: (Drops the cane and slaps her.)
Ash: A man chooses...
Ant: (Slap)
Ash: A slave obeys...
Ant: (Slap)
Ash: Obeeeyyyyy...
Ant: (Slap, walks away)
Ash: Atlas is Fontaine.
Ant: f** you.
(Credits)
(Mashup of Obey! and (Slap), followed by Would you kindry?)