Ashly: Did you ever notice how dad has a lot in common with Big Boss?
Anthony: No.
Ash: I was thinking, they're similar in a lot of ways.
Ant: Name eighteen.
Ash: Well... they both...
Wear an eyepatch! (Like a boss.)
Smoke cigars! (Like a boss.)
Snap a dude's neck! (Like a boss.)
Son's a fairy! (Like a boss.)
"f**ing figures"! (Like a boss.)
8-bit version! (Like a boss.)
Colt pistol! (Like a boss.)
Hate my children! (Like a boss.)
Pick romance novels! (Like a boss.)
Freak out my daughter! (Like a boss.)
Long-a** cutscene! (Like a boss.)
The world is born... from zero. The moment zero becomes one... is the moment the world springs to life. One becomes two... two becomes ten... Ten becomes one hu—
Eat a salad! (Like a boss.)
Kick a puppy! (Like a boss.)
David Hayter! (Like a boss.)
Watch TV! (Like a boss.)
Got a huge dick! (Like a boss.)
Retcon everything! (Like a boss.)
k** my mentor! (Like a boss.)
"Metal Gearrrr" (Like a boss.)
(Credits)
Papa Burch: If I'm Big Boss, what's that make you two?
(They ponder this.)
(To be continued.)
Papa Burch: And cut your hair.