I'm sittin' with Nelly in front of the telly I'm fillin' my belly with a bottle of wine goin' with Kelly to the cross-country rally up to Chez Nelly straight down the line Just say she ain't mine & I'll beat you to gelly it's a hit on the head with a knock of the knuckles
it's a bucket full of tears & it's a sea full of rain goin' down the valley tryin' to screw Grace Kelly go for her gelly she's handlin' mine sittin' with Sally ridin' with Smelly fillin' my belly with a bottle of wine