Ladies and ladies
We've pitched this tent
In the middle of a field
For your entertainment
So strip right down
And step right up
Join the carnal carnival
Step right up, step right up
Wonders of the world
And the not so plausible
Look what we've got
Under the big top
All taking part
In the carnal carnival
Nothing's wrong with a little curiosity
No
Indulge yourself in your own private fantasy
Yes
The fun house of mirrors
Tend to exaggerate
Our plans for you are quite elaborate
You bought yourself a ticket
So in you go
Now you're part of the show
Step right up, step right up
Wonders of the world
And the not so plausible
Look what we've got
Under the big top
All taking part
In the carnal carnival
I'm sure you could tell when
You stroll down the midway
Nothing 'round here gets done only halfway
The not so bearded lady and the giant clam
A 3 ring circus, but a one night stand
Get all your kicks in while you can
The greatest production on land
Step right up, step right up
Wonders of the world
And the not so plausible
Look what we've got
Under the big top
All taking part
In the carnal carnival
Ha ha ha haaa
Behold the Lady of Siam
With her monstrous electric yam
An act so fiendishly delicious
And weirdly nutritious
Step right up, step right up
Wonders of the world
And the not so plausible
Look what we've got
Under the big top
All taking part
In the carnal carnival
Step right up, step right up
Wonders of the world
And the not so plausible
Look what we've got
Under the big top
All taking part
In the carnal carnival
Step right up, step right up
Wonders of the world
And the not so plausible
Look what we've got
Under the tent
All taking part
You're takin part
We're all takin part
In the carnal carnival