[Verse 1]
I tripped over my shoes
And fell into the couch
The refrigerator light
Nearly knocked me straight out
My stomach's in fits
I need to fill it
Dammit
My icebox is empty
As my wallet
[Chorus]
Cold burger, cold fries
Yes, that's all
I deserve
After what I did
Last night
I'm eatin' my just desserts
[Verse 2]
I look around at the kitchen
At this apocalypse
And then papers in the corner
Pokin' out a few chips
Well, I'm a dick for what I've done
And I hate to make you sad
She was a shoulder to cry on
And I was drink-faced and mad
[Chorus]
Cold burger, cold fries
Yes, that's all
I deserve
After what I did
Last night
I'm eatin' my just desserts
[Bridge]
Baby
Take my calls
Yeah, I need you, too
Take my calls
Yeah, you have to
‘Cause I know you're a mess
Like me
And you must be a little bit hungry
[Chorus]
I'll take you for a burger
And fries
Fresh and hot
(Hot)
From the fire
And I'll try
To make it up to you
Yes, I'll try
To make it up to you