I was going out with crazy Jimmy
He was already drunk and stoned
We found a cheap bar in the city
His girlfriend was with us too
Oh no, hey boy
I never touched her
For god sake
I'm an honourable guy
He pa**ed out after a dozen drinks
They threw him out on the street
And I was in the bar with his girlfriend
I was drunk and so was she
Oh no, hey boy
I never touched her
For god sake
I'm an honourable guy