This is the greatest and best song in the world
Through the fire and the flames
Long time ago me and my brother Kyle here
We was hitchhiking down, a long and lonesome dong
All of a sudden, there shined a shiny demon dong
In the middle of Kyle
And he said
Play the best the best the best the best
Or I'll f**ing murder a child
Well me and Kyle
We looked at each other
And we each said
f** you Helvian
And we played the first thing that came to our heads
Just so happened to be solo C (good evening Japan)
It was the best song in the world
Look into my crack and it's easy to see
One and one make one
Two and one make two
Kappa 123
Once every solo C or so, when the dong doth shine
And the moon doth moon, and the memes doth grow
Needless to say, the beast was gay
Whwhwhwhwhwhwhwhwhwhwhwhwhwh went his whoopy tail
And the beast was done
He asked us, "Play with my balls"
And we said okay
"That feels disgusting"
co*k!
Ahhhh Ahhhh Ahhhh Ahhhh
Ah Ah Ah (Whoaaaaaaaaaaaah)
Ah Ah Ah (Whoaaaaaaaaah)
STOP!
This is the greatest dong in the world
And this is just the tip
Couldn't grow the greatest dong in the world
No, no, this is getting pounded
Seriously I f**ing love getting pounded
By the greatest dong in the world
All right, it was the greatest pounding in the world
All right, it was the best mother (message deleted), the greatest SCA in the world all right
Slap me daddy, slap me harder, mmm
Memes Memes Memes Memes Memes
Memes Memes Memes Memes Memes
Memes Memes Memes Memes Memes
Memes Memes Memes Memes Memes
And the peculiar thing is this, my friends, that thong we sang on that fateful night, it didn't sound anything like (the lamb sauce?)
This is just (where's the lamb sauce?)
You've gotta (WHERE'S THE LAMB SAUCE?)
And I wish you were (oh f** off you you fat useless sack of f**ing yankee dankee doodle sh**e)
Good god! (shut the f** up, would you mind not being so rude)
SHUT IT DOWN!
You're sh**, you are so sh** you don't even realise what you're doing
GET OUT!
Captain dick
Take the piss out of me now, f**face