This is the greatest and best song in the world Through the fire and the flames Long time ago me and my brother Kyle here We was hitchhiking down, a long and lonesome dong All of a sudden, there shined a shiny demon dong In the middle of Kyle And he said Play the best the best the best the best Or I'll f**ing murder a child Well me and Kyle We looked at each other And we each said f** you Helvian And we played the first thing that came to our heads Just so happened to be solo C (good evening Japan) It was the best song in the world Look into my crack and it's easy to see One and one make one Two and one make two Kappa 123 Once every solo C or so, when the dong doth shine And the moon doth moon, and the memes doth grow Needless to say, the beast was gay Whwhwhwhwhwhwhwhwhwhwhwhwhwh went his whoopy tail And the beast was done He asked us, "Play with my balls" And we said okay "That feels disgusting" co*k! Ahhhh Ahhhh Ahhhh Ahhhh Ah Ah Ah (Whoaaaaaaaaaaaah) Ah Ah Ah (Whoaaaaaaaaah) STOP! This is the greatest dong in the world
And this is just the tip Couldn't grow the greatest dong in the world No, no, this is getting pounded Seriously I f**ing love getting pounded By the greatest dong in the world All right, it was the greatest pounding in the world All right, it was the best mother (message deleted), the greatest SCA in the world all right Slap me daddy, slap me harder, mmm Memes Memes Memes Memes Memes Memes Memes Memes Memes Memes Memes Memes Memes Memes Memes Memes Memes Memes Memes Memes And the peculiar thing is this, my friends, that thong we sang on that fateful night, it didn't sound anything like (the lamb sauce?) This is just (where's the lamb sauce?) You've gotta (WHERE'S THE LAMB SAUCE?) And I wish you were (oh f** off you you fat useless sack of f**ing yankee dankee doodle sh**e) Good god! (shut the f** up, would you mind not being so rude) SHUT IT DOWN! You're sh**, you are so sh** you don't even realise what you're doing GET OUT! Captain dick Take the piss out of me now, f**face