There's another s**er born Every minute, Lord Take her out and pay for a good time You never know what you can afford Another wreck and time to collect More souvenirs Gone another million miles No worse for the wear And there's a s**er born Every other minute, Lord And he deserves you more You know I'll only crash this car I swear to God I'm wrecking it all Your happy end Spin around the block in half the time I know where you've been Too bad you're not feeling too bad
You wanna be my friend Got another ride and you're taking off Met a General Motor man And there's a s**er born Every other minute, Lord And he deserves you more You know I'll only crash this car there's a s**er born Every other minute, Lord, I know He deserves you more You know I'll only crash this car You know I'll only crash You know I'll only crash this car, dear Lord You know I'll only crash You know I'll only crash this car