KIDS ARE GONNA DIE!!!
[Intro]
Hey Mela Machinko! (Hey Jean Grae!)
It's motherf**ing Christmastime!
(Merry motherf**ing Christmas!)
This time of the year
[Mela Machinko]
It's the most f**ing wonderful time of the yeaaaaar
(Ding, dong, ding, dong)
With the kids jingle belling
and everyone telling you, "Be of good cheeeeer"
It's the most f**ing wonderful time of the yeaaaaar
[Jean Grae]
f** yeah it is! Hey!
It's the hap-f**ing-happiest season of all..
(Pretty f**ing happy season - yeah, I know)
With those holiday greetings and gay happy meetings
When friends come to call (Yeaaah, they're pretty f**ing gay!)
It's the hap-f**ing-happiest season of allllll...
(Ding, dong, ding, dong)
[Mela Machinko] (Jean Grae)
There'll be parties for hosting
(Marshmallows f**ing toasting and caroling out in the snow)
There'll be f**ing ghost stories
And tales of the glories of Christmases long, long agooooo...
(They was f**ing long time ago, seriously!)
It's the most f**ing wonderful time of the yeaaaaar
There'll be much mistletoeing
(And f**ing hearts glowing when love ones are neaaaar)
I love you, Jean! (Gay~!)
{*both*} It's the most f**ing wonderful time of the yeaaaaar
[Jean Grae]
HIT IT, MELA! Sashay in this b**h!
Sashay for Jesus!
[choir] (Mela {Jean}
There'll be parties for hosting (Who the f**-?!)
Marshmallows for toasting (Wait, what? Where them b**hes-?!)
And caroling out in the snow (Wait who the f** are these-?!)
{Gimme my gun! Gimme my gun!} (Lookout!) {*gunshot*}
[Mela Machinko] (Jean Grae)
(There'll be f**ing ghost stories)
And tales of the glories of Christmases long f**ing agooooo..
(sh**, that was a mighty long f**ing time ago, Jesus!)
Long f**ing agooooOOOOO... (A fu*kING LONG TIME!)
It's the most f**ing wonderful time of the yeaaaaar
There'll be much f**ing mistletoeing
(And hearts will be glowing when love ones are neaaaar-ah!)
It's the most f**ing wonderful time
It's the most f**ing wonderful time (HEY!)
{*both*} It's the most f**ing wonderful tiiiime
of the yeeeeeee-eeeeeeEEEEE-EEEEEEEAR!!
[Outro]
fu*k!!! YEAH!!! (f**ing mm..)
fu*kING TAKE THAT!!! (f**ing Hellpit Faeries, b**hes!)
fu*kING CHRISTMAS!! b*tch~!!! (Merry f**ing Christmas)
WHAT!! (I'll smack the sh** out of you)
I'LL fu*kING NAIL YOU TO- YEAH!!! JESUS, b*tch!!!!