Theres no reason to be bored when
A face like yours is adored by all men
Your making up for lost time
And your best ideas were mine
At the age of twenty seven
You realised your bed was empty
A child is what I need but your face is all I see
Those bruises dont betray any violence on my part
Youve taken my possessions and your dressing like a tart
But its miserable and s*uttish to be acting like I do in front of you
No matter how you try youll never be as cheap as me
When people have got no-one else they can always sleep with me
And no-one else could be a better friend to you than me
Its not love it just smells like it
The scent of summer is so exciting
No matter how you brush your teeth
I can still smell the nicotine
And theres no face Id rather kiss than
Your sweet face, oh when its smiling
I loved you until you were bedded
And our parents still talk of a wedding
Those bruises dont betray any violence on my part
Youve taken my possessions, were both dressed up like tarts
But its miserable and s*uttish to be acting like I do in front of you
No matter how you try youll never be as cheap as me
When people have got no-one else they can always sleep with me
And no-one else could be a better friend to you than me