[J.D.]
They made you cry
But that will end tonight
You are the only thing that's right
About this broken world
Go on and cry
But when the morning comes
We'll burn it down and then
We'll build the world again...
Our love is God
[VERONICA]
Are you okay?
[J.D.]
I was alone
I was a frozen lake
But then you melted me awake;
See, now I'm crying too
You're not alone
[VERONICA]
You're not alone...
[J.D.]
And when the morning comes
[VERONICA]
When the morning comes...
[J.D.]
We'll burn away that tear, and raise our city here...
[VERONICA]
Raise our city here...
[J.D. & VERONICA]
Our love is God
(VERONICA calls KURT, he answers)
[KURT]
Yeah-lo?
[VERONICA]
Hi, Kurt, it's Veronica... how did you guys know it was always a fantasy of mine to have two guys at once?
[KURT]
Wowuhh... lucky guess?
[VERONICA]
If you want it to come true, meet me at the cemetery. At dawn
[KURT]
Free p**y!
[RAM]
And we don't even have to buy it a pizza!
[KURT]
Punch it in!
Whaat?! Hahaha!
[J.D.]
We can start and finish wars
[J.D. & VERONICA]
We're what k**ed the dinosaurs
We're the asteroid that's overdue
The dinosaurs choked on the dust
They died because God said they must
The new world needed room
For me and you
[J.D.]
I worship you
I'd trade my life for yours
They all will disappear
We'll plant our garden here:
[VERONICA]
Plant our garden here
[J.D.]
Our love is God
[VERONICA]
Our love is God
[J.D.]
Our love is God
[VERONICA]
Our love is God
[VERONICA]
Whoa. Is that real?
[J.D.]
Yeah, but we're filling it with "Ich Luge" bullets
[VERONICA]
Ich Luge...? What?
[J.D.]
My grandad scored them in World War II. They contain this powerful tranquilizerThe Nazis used them to fake their own suicides when the Russians invaded Berlin
We will use them to knock Kurt and Ram out long enough to make it look like a suicide pact
Complete with a forged suicide note:
[KURT & RAM]
"Ram and I died because we had to hide our gay forbidden love from a disapproving world."
[J.D.]
And when the morning comes, they'll both be laughing stocks...
[J.D. & VERONICA]
So let's go hunt some jocks!
[KURT]
Hi... Veronica
[RAM]
So do we just whip it out or what?
[VERONICA]
Take it slow, Ram. Strip for me
[RAM]
Ok
[KURT]
Okaaay...What about you?
[VERONICA]
Well, I was hoping you'd rip my clothes off me, sport
[KURT]
Yeah, we can do that
[VERONICA]
Count of three
[VERONICA, KURT & RAM]
One... two…
[J.D.]
Three
(J.D. shoots RAM, VERONICA shoots at KURT but misses)
[KURT]
Holy crap!
[J.D.]
Stay there! I'll get him
[KURT]
You k**ed my best friend!
[VERONICA]
Ram?
[KURT]
Why are you chasing me?
[VERONICA]
Ram? You're just unconscious, right?
Ram? Ram!
[J.D.]
Get off the fence! Get off the damn fence!
[KURT]
I don't understand!
[J.D.]
We can start and finish wars
We're what k**ed the dinosaurs
We're the asteroid that's overdue
[KURT]
Stop being a dick!
[J.D.]
The dinosaurs will turn to dust
[KURT]
What does that MEAN?!
[J.D.]
They'll die because we say they must
(J.D. shoots KURT)
[VERONICA]
What the fu*k HAVE YOU DONE?!
[J.D.]
...I worship you
I'd trade my life for yours
We'll make them disappear
We'll plant our garden here
Our love is God
Our love is God
Our love is God
[VERONICA]
Our love is God...
[J.D.]
Our love is God…
[VERONICA]
Our love is God...
[J.D.]
Our love is God…!