CHORUS: Orcs will eat you, trolls will too Goblins beat you into goo But elves are vegetarian, we like our fruits and grains We think we're extra civilized 'cause we don't eat things with brains That's why we're better We're better better better better better than you Oh better, better… better better better better better better bet…URKK!! (CHORUS) But dwarven folk are bravest, there's no food we won't try We think if you can catch it, you should put it in the pie
And that's why we're better We're better better better better better than you That's why we're better… we're better better better better better better bet…URKK!! (CHORUS) We Shire-folk eat anything that's fried in bu*ter first Especially mushrooms… mmm, mushrooms…. mushrooms… URKKK!! Orcs will eat you, trolls will too Goblins beat you into goo Orcs will eat you, trolls will too Goblins beat you into goo