CHORUS:
If it's smaller than your elbow, don't put it in your nose
If you found it in the sink, don't put it in your nose
If it's gla** or bra** or chewing gum or gushes from a hose
Remember what I told you: don't put it in your nose!
I used to play with crayons as I sat upon the lawn
Then I put them up my nose 'til all of them were gone
Proud of my experiment, I was so very pleased
That a perfect little rainbow dribbled out with every sneeze
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Never used a bank, I kept quarters up my nose
I jingled when I nodded, had change for drying clothes
I had so many plans to take my loot and make a profit
But no one would accept my very gooey first deposit
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I woke up with a weasel in my nose the other night
I'm pretty sure he wasn't there when Mom turned out the light
He's really very comfy – I wouldn't give him up for cash
I've always kinda wanted a luxuriant moustache
If it's smaller than your elbow, don't put it in your nose
If you found it in the sink, don't put it in your nose
If it's gla** or bra** or chewing gum or gushes from a hose
Remember what I told you: don't put it in your nose!
Smaller than your elbow? Found it in the sink?
If it's gla** or bra** or chewing gum or gushes from a hose
Remember what I told you: don't put it in your nose!