I go out at night, pretending to be the one
The guy youve always searched but never found
Glamorous, listening, in short; a real gentleman
Youll never think its just a game I play
Driving back at my home
Thinking bout the horrors
That lay ahead
You never expected a damn thing
But Im inside laughing
About a certain future pain
Chorus:
I trick and fool you
- genital screwdriver mutilation
I stab your p**y
- genital screwdriver mutilation
I bake and eat your c*nt
- genital screwdriver mutilation
Feeding you drunk, your pants on your knees
Grabbing my toolbox, yeah Im a real D-I-Y, s*ut
Licking your p**y, my gear ready to strike
Chorus:
I trick and fool you
- genital screwdriver mutilation
I stab your p**y
- genital screwdriver mutilation
I bake and eat your c*nt
- genital screwdriver mutilation
Tasting your delightful homemade flesh
Desire for some more, this meal is no mess
I hope I remember to brush my teeth
After Ive devoured your sweet cavities