My dad is better than your dad.
That said, I'm lonely and so sad.
Even though he's gone and he left me alone
I still think my dad is better than your dad
My dad is regal like a lion and I think he's from an island
Cuz he talk with an accent, maybe one day I'ma ask him
I think back and I remember first time he met my mom
I wanna talk about the laser sword I caught him strappin on him
I heard he lived with ninja guys like way up in a mountain
And they give him things to train ya. Stupid crap like lotus flowers
Superpowers: Unneeded. To this knight, they gather green
Trained crusaders on the march against the ruthless Saladin
The Devil's Own, my daddy's gone. I'm alone a Fugitive.
In Clear & Present Danger, Frisco Kid, Presumed as Innocent.
Running Blades, The Last Crusades, he turned Water to Wine
What a Workin Girl, Sabrina Lies Beneath Return of Jedi
Then I was a Witness to The Secret World of Spying
Frantic, playing Patriot Games with Jack Ryan
There's American Graffiti by Bob Falfa on a Firewall
But Getting Straight, last day was great like Star Wars Holiday Special
My dad is better than your dad.
That said, I'm lonely and so sad.
Even though he's gone and he left me alone
I still think my dad is better than your dad
You don't gotta tell me sorry, don't apologize
I don't wanna hear the story, look into my short round eyes
You can see that I forgive you, what you did to me up in that temple
Walk on bugs and battle thugs, the b**h's screaming made me mental
Post up on the wall, I seen ya faults, ya hardly wanna save us
Got us caught, but look who brought the whip when they enslaved us
Just stay up off the Crystal Skull and though I know you might, please
Don't forget to write next time you're caught in carbonite
My daddy loves when plans concocted always come together
Took many forms when he was horning how to get away from heaven
Try to get him gangster man, he'll just put on another mask
And lose you in a hundred minutes, that's the longest that they last
He saved me from the slave trade when I was on vacation
I'll never go to France again, it's simply way too dangerous
He left me in the vault though, now I wonder what's my purpose
I'll track him through to the ends of the wasteland that earth is
My dad is better than your dad.
That said, I'm lonely and so sad.
Even though he's gone and he left me alone
I still think my dad is better than your dad
My dad is better than your dad.
That said, I'm lonely and so sad.
Even though he's gone and he left me alone
I still think my dad is better than your dad
My dad is better than your dad.
That said, I'm lonely and so sad.
Even though he's gone and he left me alone
I still think my dad is better than your dad
My dad is better than your dad.
That said, I'm lonely and so sad.
Even though he's gone and he left me alone
I still think my dad is better than your dad