I saw the light, they returned last night, un-answered questions tortured me
Like how they unlocked the door?
Why's my rectum sore?
Why do i twitch when i watch E.T?
Alien Abduction Probe happens all over the globe,they came scratched their itch
Left me crying in a ditch,it's all so crule and cold they put my life on hold
This crap is getting old, Alien Abduction Probe
You know they stuck a micro-chip in the hole between my hips, such a gross indignity
Involuntary corn holeation, courtesy of the alien nation
Why do they always come for me?
Huh i say
Alien Abduction Probe happens all over the globe,they came scratched their itch
Left me crying in a ditch, it's all so crule and cold they put my life on hold
This crap is getting old, Alien Abduction Probe
Let me probe you one time where i'm talking about
So late at night i sit alone stare at the twilight zone, with a sawed off shot gun in my hand
Drinking cheap wine and getting plastered
Waiting for those great green ba*tards, it's the only way to make them understand
Oooooh
Alien Abduction Probe happens all over the globe,they came scratched their itch
Left me crying in a ditch, it's all so crule and cold they put my life on hold
This crap is getting old, Alien Abduction Probe