Whiskey, gin, and brandy
With a gla**, I'm pretty handy
I'm tryin' to walk a straight line
On sour mash and cheap wine
So join me for a drink, boys
Yeah, we're gonna make a big noise
Don't worry about tomorrow, take it today
Forget about the check, we'll have hell to pay
Have a drink on me
Have a drink on me
Oh, have a drink on me
Yeah, have a drink on me
Get buzzed
I'm dizzy, drunk and fightin'
On tequila white lightnin'
My gla** is getting shorter
On whiskey, ice, and water
So come on, have a good time
And get blinded out of your mind
Don't worry about tomorrow, take it today
Forget about the check, we'll have hell to pay
Have a drink on me
Yeah, have a drink on me
Yeah, have a drink on me
Have a drink on me
Get stoned
Aww
Have a drink on me
Have a drink on me
Have a drink on me
Hey, hey
Gonna roll around
Gonna hit the ground
Take another swig
Have another drink
Gonna drink it dry
Gonna get me high
Come on, all the boys
Make a noise
Have a drink on me (have a drink on me)
Aw, have a drink on me (have a drink on me)
Have a drink on me (have a drink on me)
Yeah, have a drink on me
Have a drink on me
Have a drink on me
( Lordy. Drunker than a one-legged cat tryin' to bury a turd on a frozen lake, I tell you what.)