She said...Let's hold hands and breathe together now
So that we don't do anything rash
"... and I ain't lookin for a relationship"
Said the spider to the fly
And then she came at me
Like Jason Voorhees
Out the corner of my eye
Turn left up here on 15th
It's that red brick on the right
Go on and pull up behind this car right here
Maybe she's gone for the night
Sometimes no one's as easy to talk to as a cab driver
Sometimes there's no one you can confess to but a stranger
And sometimes it's worth the twenty-five dollar ride to the airport
If you can pretend you're going somewhere...better than here
And she said, maybe we can work things
Out with her hands behind her back
And then bang!
Like Liu Kang
She took to the air
And dropped me like a sack
Drive me to the Adam's Mark hotel
Court Street and 16th Ave
I'm meeting a there with a bow tie
Who's got a drink I need to have
Sometimes no one's as easy to talk to as a cab driver
Sometimes no one you can confess to but a stranger
Sometimes it's worth the twenty-five dollar ride to the airport
If you can pretend you're going somewhere...
Pretend you're going somewhere... somewhere better...
Better than here...
Let's hold hands and breathe
So that we don't do anything rash
And then she threw in two boots and a fist
And never missed
Like Tango and Cash
Drive me out to D.I.A.,
Any concourse will do
I'll just wander around and look suspicious
Set off a metal detector or two
Sometimes no one's as easy to talk to as a cab driver
Sometimes there's no one you can confess to but a stranger
Sometimes it's worth the twenty-five dollar ride to the airport
If you can pretend you're going somewhere...
Sometimes no one's as easy to talk to as a cab driver
Sometimes no one you can confess to but a stranger
And sometimes it's worth the twenty-five dollar ride to the airport
If you can pretend you're going somewhere...
Where... yeah. where... all right
Where... yeah. where... all all right