Start digging
Day by day it smells worse in the cherry bowl
Look to the left, now look to the right, what a sh**hole
Hey, straight 'A' student, what did you learn in school?
Did they teach you how to use a shovel?
Another day you get on to pay your dues
When you get ahead, I've got news for you
From the clay, God made an honest man
Me and you, we've got a lump of sh**
So start digging
Asleep at the wheel
Me and God, we're going to strike a deal
Stay with me, you will never feel the same again
Reach into me, you know this game
Start digging
You want to be free (just a little tipsy, let's party!)
You f**ing stupid piece of sh**. Snap out of it and start digging
You want to get through the Pearly Gates, you want to stay up late
You want to be cool, in the Rolling Stone or MTV
Close your eyes and go to sleep
Breathe deep
The clock keeps ticking
Wake up
Start digging