I don't want to go home for Christmas this year.
I don't want to see my family.
I just want to stay at school for this winter break.
I just want to stay at school with my best friend, Ron.
Oh, oh, ohohoh we'll spend our Christmas playing Wizard Chess
Oh, oh, ohohoh we'll play Wizard Chess this Christmas.
Ron's mom sent him a nice package of presents.
She sent me a nice big sweater.
I got a mysterious gift from my dead dad.
It was an invisibility cloak, how rad.
Oh, oh, ohohoh we'll spend our Christmas being invisible.
Oh, oh, ohohoh we'll be invisible this Christmas.
Oh, oh, ohohoh we'll spend our Christmas playing Wizard Chess.
Oh, oh, ohohoh we'll play Wizard Chess this Christmas.
Oh, yeah.