Hook:
Welcome to my “Scary Movie”!
I just don't think that I'll come out!
And you can come to my Looney!
I don't think that Mommy will get me out!
(x 2)
1. Verse:
Hello everybody! Welcome to the „True Man Show“!
I mean not the movie! Real deal! Check my flow!
This is H A and now I'm out with my bro's!
I'm not a liar, man! Come on dude and check my nose!
My friends say I'm a motherf**ing crazy guy!
But I don't need them! I hunt them down with my knife!
f** these nerds! I can play with myself!
I can talk with myself! I smoke weed with myself!
Oh sorry Mommy that was just a funny joke!
I don't take d**! Believe me, please don't go!
I don't know what I'm saying! I'm still the same!
I don't know who I am! I forget my name!
I make music for my fans and this sick world!
But f** my fans we are all just blessed and cursed!
And my manager sad …
Nothing ‘cause I k**ed that motherf**er and now he is dead!
Hook:
Welcome to my “Scary Movie”!
I just don't think that I'll come out!
And you can come to my Looney!
I don't think that Mommy will get me out!
(x 2)
2. Verse:
Good afternoon, yo'! My name is Patrick!
Hello Patrick, what is your head trick!
You're my problem b**h! You look like a rabbit!
You're all just murders and I will burn you to ashes!
Oh my god son to k** is no solution!
Shut the f** I start my own revolution!
You have to calm down! Listen up to your heart!
I don't understand! Oh wait man I've got to fart!
Please Patrick, be quiet and stay real!
What you said fool? I wanna' eat a Happy Meal!
You got no problems with your family and your girl!
Motherf**er watches out and stays away from my world!
You hear right dude! Better you start to run!
There is no reason for your anger! Don't k** me son!
Guess what I'm not really done!
‘Cause I'm flipping and I'm spitting! I do whatever I want!
Hook:
Welcome to my “Scary Movie”!
I just don't think that I'll come out!
And you can come to my Looney!
I don't think that Mommy will get me out!
(x 2)
3. Verse:
This little ba*tard Patrick is finally dead!
Now it's H A time and I'm f**ing mad!
But I've got to say a message for all the kids: Think first or you will act like a b**h!
You heard right! Take my hand! Let's drive insane!
I just don't give a f**! I forgot my name!
Now I'm out punks! This is my last rhyme!
Come on everybody and sing with me just one more time!
Hook:
Welcome to my “Scary Movie”!
I just don't think that I'll come out!
And you can come to my Looney!
I don't think that Mommy will get me out!
(x 2)