(Intro)
[Sampled audio]
"The program you are about to see was compiled from the actual therapy tapes of Dr. Ken Magid, a clinical psychologist specializing in the treatment of- children so traumatized, that they do not bond with other people. They are children who can not love, or accept love. It is the story of S- lo- th- f- a- ce."
[Verse one: Harold McSloth]
This song is sanity lost
I'm so fly, how much does gravity cost?
Gravitate to me, cuz you know I'm the boss
Kinda lost in the sauce like Dean and Gene Ween
Try your hardest but you can never be me
It's a fact that Dratch and Sloth can never be beat
Even if I catch a cough, I'll still rap for sheezy
For Sheen and Carl Wheezy, this is what you call dreamin'
At the mall schemin' on some b**hes
This is a recipe for some stitches, a bruise and a cut
Always smooth when I cruise with a s*ut
Peruse at her bu*t...wut?
We don't want a s** rap
Drop some funky sh** like Ex-Lax
The start bu*ton, you better press that
We cool in the underground while the press laughs
[Verse two: Dratchface]
Slothface in effect, bring it in
Dratchface - from the name, creativity blossoms
"That's great, but I ain't about them hippity hops, son"
Up a sh**tier creek than Dawson, awesome
Used to have fans from Seattle to Boston, lost em
Rapping is Dratch's true purpose
And still, all of his verses are as strong as sherpas
And he's got a surplus of fascinating opinions
Yo, I be lacerating opinions, like a fascist hating his minions
Wait, Eminem's makin' rape jokes 'bout Iggy Azalea?
Does he still know what he'd do if somebody was to f** Hayley up?
He would be goin crazy, bruh
If somebody got up inside of that labia without the lady's permission
Dratch is the fluidest humorist
Creates a ring of fire in which nothing can survive, like a tumorous uterus
He got ludicrous hubris
Better composer than Schubert is, but you knew this
The maddest producer is back with the inhuman kid
Delivering a sequel way before DOOM and 'Lib, yo