[Sampled audio]
"I was gonna drive a sports car, and say cool things like 'wiki-whaaa?' and none of that has happened!"
[Verse 1: Dratchface]
Dratch is goin back to the bistro
Typin' up rhymes with the clack of a keystroke
Never known what it's like to be broke
But I can sure tell a neat joke
Um, you heard the one about the dope Jew MC
co*k rhymes back like “don't you tempt me”
But I'm back in school yo, screw all them NEETs
I been there, that life is bleak and empty
[Verse 2: Dratchface]
Yo yo yo yo
You know I stayed cash but I got my own currency
And my flow is safe as long as I pay the insurance fee
Rappers take it in turn to be afraid of this
Quoth I on Painfully White, "y'alls pants are made of piss"
Dratch's ear got an interesting infection
Seems to be some old school beats and a string section
Another necklace for his bling collection
Intimidating like a raging erection
Woah, that's enough of the dick jokes
Spit so much fire I cough on the thick smoke
Slothface forevermore
This idiot's winded from knockin' on heaven's door
[Sampled audio]
“I'd like to see how you pick up a check with no money, I'm very curious how you could do that, this could render the whole monetary system obsolete, we're back to wampum now, I'm going to the bathroom, forget the whole thing"