Water goes up So water comes down And things that spin Tend to end up round The creation of color's Radiation from matter And the sky's blue due to The Rayleigh scatter And there is no, is no Is no, is no Santa Claus Do you really think Some little fairy Scrounges up some change To trade For your teeth? Can you really believe That a giant bunny Buys you eggs and candy? Doesn't that seem funny? Nothing out of your head Gives reward or harm Your dog's just dead There is no farm Those watermelon seeds Can't grown in acid And a single stick of gum Swallowed, quickly pa**es There are lots of means For you to go blind But masturbation, TV And dim light are all fine Your face won't get trapped You can cross your eyes Everything reacts Nothing really decides And pennies, pennies Pennies, pennies
Pennies, pennies Don't grant wishes Snakes don't talk Whole words don't flood Just happy mistakes Flowing through your blood The dead don't walk And the blind won't see Without the time-tested Miracle of surgery No, Adam and Eve Never lived together We've had less incest Now isn't that better? And Lincoln, Lincoln Lincoln, Lincoln Lincoln, Lincoln Lied All life on Earth Sprang out of the sea From ribosomes To cells, to weeds From Chromosomes To fish that breathe To lizards, to shrews To Monkeys, to me And there are no, are no Are no, are no Gods Life grows up So life breaks down Not a thing we see'll Be hanging around No love, no one No fun, no Play Alpha and beta decay Say nothing can stay And it's not nice, not nice Not nice, not nice Not nice to lie To children