[Verse 1]
I met Melita in Arizona
At the clinic for alcoholics
She was doubled over
The first time I ever saw her
But i could tell by the way she held back her hair
I knew right then and there
I just knew
[Verse 2]
We were thrown from Delta airlines
Who knows how long later
It runs together
But I remember
All of the other pa**engers
Was booing her as we held up all our middle fingers
We were wasted and man do I mean wasted
[Guitar Solo]
[Verse 3]
We found a hotel by the airport
Checked in it on credit
On the news in the room
I seen a girl I knew from the clinic
She'd k**ed herself and poor Phil Hartman too
It seemed her dream to be on TV was coming true
[Outro]
Where there is a will there is a way you leave
With cruel brought you to this stand
In my will there will be no way to dispute
That I left everything to chance
Said, I left everything to chance