Oh yeah, Oh yeah, Mmmhmmm
What's goin' on everybody? Uh, Uh
Ohhh, ahh, shh, ahh
This is Dirty Preston and there is no question
I think your heart is crap, that's my confession
My main problem is
There are too many ladies in this world
They bum rush me like they got the rabies
These dirty girls, Mmmm
This is why
I'm puttin' ladies on layaway
I'm makin' very s**y installments
I will come again another day
To your effeciencies or your apartments
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Ooooooo!
(yeah)
Ladies crave me like a pazzone
I shall make them moan
Desire and pa**ion is my career
Now baby lets open a beer
I-yie-eah-bbbb-ewww!
Now I'd like to dedicate this song
To all the children of the world
All the children of America, put your hands up
All the youth in Asia put your hands up
All the kids in France put your hands up
Cause one day your gonna get laid
You will get laid
Stop the beat
Who the hell let Dirty Preston in here?