We deviants, We need this sh** Ups, downs, in-between-ziants We deviants, We need this sh** Ups, downs, in-between-ziants She flicks it, she kicks it, she jibs it, she licks it She beats it, she treats it, she greets it, and eats it She crunkes, and munches, and squeezes, and punches Lose it, abuse it, and chews it, and spews it Yo, Shaun, you got a number of a guy with some? Sure, Mickey, take a pick I've got tons of 'em But do you got a number for a girl that comes? Yo, what you think I am, a f**in' deviant? Yo, Shaun, you got a number of a guy with some? Sure, Mickey, take a pick I've got tons of 'em But do you got a number for a girl that comes? Yo, what you think I am, a f**in' deviant? Pedal to the metal with the devil on the dash Federales chasin' and I'm runnin' out of cash Roll another cigarette and order up some smack Been fishin' for revenge since a quarter past Rape and pillage and burn down the village Mama, don't say nu'in 'til I give you permission Injun Joe runnin' low on fumes with a sharp-shootin' cowboy in my rear-view Hey, Mickey, d'ya got a number for that geez'? Ya mean the one with the highs and lows up his sleeves?
But, Mickey, d'ya got a dirty bird for me? That all depends if ya think my kid sis is sweet Hey, Mickey, d'ya got a number for that geez'? Ya mean the one with the highs and lows up his sleeves? But, Mickey, d'ya got a dirty bird for me? That all depends if ya think my kid sis is sweet (inaudible) Dribble dribble miles We deviants, We need this sh** Ups, downs, in-between-ziants We deviants, We need this sh** Ups, downs, in-between-ziants She banged it, and shaved it, and shanked it, and scranged it Nosed it, and eyed it, and spunked it, tried it She noshed it, and squashed it, biddly-bonged and boshed it Filth-pot-sewer-mind-juicy-jelly-bean with a f**-off smile Yo, Shaun, you got a number of a guy with some? Sure, Mickey, take a pick I've got tons of 'em But do you got a number for a girl that comes? Yo, what you think I am, a f**in' deviant? Yo, Shaun, you got a number of a guy with some? Sure, Mickey, take a pick I've got tons of 'em But do you got a number for a girl that comes? Yo, what you think I am, a f**in' deviant? Happy Monday, Yeah! Mickey Avalon everywhere Happy Mondays in the air We deviants We deviants We deviants