This here's a rap with a reptile rhythm To get you in the mood To meet the king and I'm meanin' me Amos, the Alligator Dude When you see my beautiful big boned body Bakin' in the bayou sun You'll know there ain't nobody better I'm Georgia's number one I believe in me and my ten foot tail And the feats this beast can do I'm known in the south as "Mighty Mouth" There's nothin' I can't chew Just look at this row of pearlies shine Not a cavity in the line This jaws my pride, I can open it wide Y' oughtta drop in sometime ! Chorus: Who's the swiftest swimmer in the swamp? Amos, the Alligator Dude! And who's the most righteous reptile 'round? Amos, the Alligator Dude! And who's the king of the Okefenokee? Amos, the Alligator Dude! Yea, Amos, Amos, the world's most famous Amos, the Alligator Dude! Gettin' down and dirty in the Mississippi mud I'm still a perfect ten A gorgeous Georgia j**el eyed gem Of an alligator specimen I can bat my eyelids friendly like
And charm you when I winks I can slide along real easy then Snap quicker than a chicken blinks I can lay like a log in a bog so still You hardly know I'm there Then explode like a load of TNT And jump start your heart with a scare I'm warnin' y'all my breed's been banned Ain't fillin' no poacher's sack Try'n use my hide for your cowboy boots And this gator's fightin' back ! Repeat Chorus I'll take you for a romp in the swamp someday All the way to New Orleans I can beat a barracuda and a whole darn fleet Of nuclear submarines My tail can whip up a hurricane My jaws can crush a stone I'm a Louisiana legend, the wildest one The world has ever known Now I don't look for trouble But I ain't no lady's purse Try catchin' me, and you're gonna be Ridin' back home in a hearse ! So that's my story and I'm glad you give me The time to tell it true See you later alligator and I'm on my way After one more quick review