Chorus:
What are you wearing? What are you wearing?
What are you wearing today, today?
What are you wearing? What are you wearing?
What are you wearing today, today?
If you're wearing a shirt, stand up; if you're wearing a blouse, stand up
If you're wearing a dress, stand up; if you're wearing a skirt, stand up
If you're wearing pants, stand up; if you're wearing a belt, stand up
Repeat Chorus
If you're wearing shoes, stand up; if you're wearing socks, stand up
If you're wearing a coat, stand up; if you're wearing a sweater, stand up
If you have any bu*tons, stand up; if you have any pockets, stand up
Repeat Chorus