Well some say I'm not country
and that's just fine with me
'Cause I don't wanna be country
with some f*ggot looking over at me
They say that I'm ill-mannered
that I'm gonna self-destruct
But if you know what I'm thinkin'
you'll know that pop country really s**s
So I'm here to put the "dick" in Dixie
and the "c*nt" back in country
'Cause the kind of country I hear now days
is a bunch of f**in' sh** to me
They say that I'm ill-mannered
that I'm gonna self-destruct
But if you know what I'm thinkin'
you'll know that pop country really s**s
Well we're losing all the outlaws
that had to stand their ground
and they're being replaced by these kids
from a manufactured town
And they don't have no idea
about sorrow and woe
'Cause they're all just too damn busy
kissin' a** on Music Row
So I'm here to put the "dick" in Dixie
and the "c*nt" back in country
'Cause the kind of country I hear nowdays
is a bunch of f**in' sh** to me
And they say that I'm ill-mannered
that I'm gonna self-destruct
But if you know what I'm thinkin'
you'll know that pop country really s**s