Cut-off jeans an' cowboy boots,
Long blonde hair an' dark brown roots.
Lord, pinch me:
That's how they do it in Dixie.
Electric slidin' on a sawdust floor,
Long-neck chaser for a,
Shot of hard core whiskey:
That's how they do it in Dixie.
Little red Geo, stickers on the window says "Sugar n' spice.
Baby, crank the ba** up, ride it till you shake up
Those pink fur dice.
Oh, ain't that nice.
Down to the river to go for a dip.
Rollin' them Levis off of her hip.
Goin' Big Kenny skinny:
That's how they do it in Dixie.
Splish-splash.
Watermelon lip-gloss, kiss beneath the swamp moss,
On a moonlit night.
Bubble gum perfume, well placed tattoo,
Above her hiney, high.
(Oh my.)
Belly bu*ton danglin', a twenty minute tan.
You know, I'll go on Jerry Springer if you hit on my man.
That girl will throw a hissy.
That's how they do it in Dixie.
Cut-off jeans an' cowboy boots,
Long blonde hair an' dark brown roots.
Lord, pinch me:
That's how they do it in Dixie:
Yeah, yeah now.
Y'all, that's how we do it in Dixie.
Whoo I love them girls man.
In Dixie.
That's how they do it in Dixie.
That's right, cla**, that's how we do it in Dixie.
Y'all, that's how we do it in Dixie.
Bocephus for president.
President of the honky-tonk.
Aw, had some good rowdy friends on this one.