I'm gonna shine up my boots pick out my best hat
Goin' to a place called the Old Briar Patch
Gonna get loose and I'm gonna have fun
Gonna go huntin' but I won't need a gun now
Well the season's always open and there ain't no limit you see
And they can be more challenging than a rocky mountain sheep
I have hunted them four legged deer but the two legged are a lot more fun
I'm gonna go huntin' tonight Lord but I ain't takin' no gun
No the kind of game I'm lookin' for is not that hard to snare
But they can be more dangerous than a big old grizzly bear
They got long claws long legs and a skin already tanned in the sun
Gonna go huntin' tonight Lord but I ain't takin' no gun
Now those big old beautiful wildcats they're the kind that are hard to track
The joint is crawlin' with the other hunters and the she cats are doublin' back
Now is the time for patience don't fire on the first one
Don't waste your bullets on a little bitty baby get a full grown woman
No the kind of game I'm lookin' for is not that hard to snare...
I'm gonna go huntin' tonight Lord but I ain't lightnin' no gun