Spoken: Care for another Martini? I could wet my whistle Brandy, sir? Bartender I really did it this time Broke my parole to have a good time When I got home it was 6 AM The door was locked, so I kicked it in She was trippin' on the bills I think she was high on some pills She threw my sh** out into the yard Then she called me a bum and slapped me real hard And in my drunken stupor I did what I should've never done Now I'm sittin' here, talkin' to you Drunk and on the run I'm sittin' at a bar on the inside Waitin' for my ride on the outside She stole my heart in the trailer park So I jacked the keys to her father's car And crashed that Chevrolet And then stepped away Ya know Mo I'll probably get ten years So just give me beers till they get here Yeah, I know the sun is comin' up And y'all are probably gettin' ready for closin' up But I'm tryin' to drown my soul I'm tired of this life on the dirt road And everything that I love is gone And I'm tired of hangin' on She got me sittin' at a bar on the inside Waitin' for my ride on the outside
She stole my heart in the trailer park So I jacked the keys to her father's car And crashed that piece o' sh** And then stepped away Guess it was meant to be, romance is misery so much for memories And now I am headed to the penitentiary, see me on TV The next cop series, I am a danger I guess I should'a did something about my anger But I never learn real things I don't concern I pour kerosene on everything I love and watch it burn I know it's my fault, but I wasn't happy it was over She threw a fit, so I crashed her daddy's Nova And now I'm goin' back again Back to the pen to see my friends When we all pile out that county van They'll ask me where I been I've been at a bar on the inside Waitin' for my ride on the outside She stole my heart in the trailer park So I jacked the keys to her f**in' car I crashed that piece o' sh** And then stepped away La la la la la-la-la La la la la la-la-la-la, la, hey La la la la la-la-la La la la la la-la-la-la, la La la la la la-la-la La la la la la-la-la-la, la