They call us Texans and Okies and buffalo chips
Old stump broke cowboys and southwestern hicks
We roll our own smokes and make our own brew
And made love to women that we never knew
We're those Texans and Okies who gave you Will Rogers
Roadside taverns and two-holer johns
Blacktop roads and those Dallas cheerleaders
And Bob Wills playing those great western songs
They say we're Aggies and Sooners and beer drinkin' fools
Goat roping cowboys that break all the rules
Drinking and fighting is all that we know
And old J.R. Ewing is our biggest hero
We're those Texans and Okies who gave you Will Rogers...