I'm number one on the hurt parade
Your late release is really gettin' hot
Did you think you hurt me bad enough to make the grade
And wind up in the number one spot
I'll win awards for staying up on top the charts
For being the most broken of broken hearts
And for number one heart breaker you've got it made
Cause I'm number one on the hurt parade
I'm number one on the hurt parade
I guess I really caught you at your peak
I was taken in like others with your masquerade
And wound up as the pick hurt of the week
There'll be congratulations a pat upon your back
In the spotlight while you're holding that golden plaque
For number one heartbreaker a master at the trade
You made me number one on the hurt parade
[ fiddle - steel - fiddle - guitar ]
There'll be congratulations a pat upon your back...
You made me number one on the hurt parade