Lend me a dollar listen to her holler
When I buy another round of beer
My wife's a gettin' madder but I'm gettin' gladder
Havin' lots of fun right here
A lend me dollar listen to her holler
She doesn't like the atmosphere
A sweet little human sittin' there a fumin'
Cause I won't budge away from here
I can tell you on the level I'm gonna catch the devil
When she finally gets me home
She gave me the warning I know in the morning
She's gonna gripe and moan
With a credit extension I won't pay attention
To the words a fallin' on my ear
A lend me a dollar listen to her holler
When I buy another round of beer
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A lend me a dollar listen to her holler
When I buy another round of beer
The room's gettin' smokey the talk gettin' jokey
And I'm getting full of cheer
A lend me a dollar listen to her holler
I never get a compromise
And I know darnit she's madder than the hornet
The fire was shootin' out of her eyes
I can tell you on the level I'm gonna catch the devil...
A lend me a dollar I'll buy another round of beer