Well I had an old hen and she had a wooden leg
And every durn day she'd lay another egg
Barked like a fox, and howled like a dog
When I put that egg in my old eggnog
So grab your honey and give her a hug
Send her to the cellar for to get another jug
Your mouth fly open every time you bend your arm
Another shot of toddy wouldn't do you no harm
Well I had an old mule and he had a gla** eye
And he fell in love with a blue tailed fly
The fickle fly flew, left the poor mule there
And he took up with the old grey mare
So grab your honey and give her a hug....
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I don't lie, I don't steal
I sure do love to do the toddy reel
The longer I dance the better I feel
Every time I try to do the toddy reel
So grab your honey and give her a hug....