I'd seen your videos,
And I think they're so jokes.
And now we're getting flirty
With a couple facebook pokes.
I confess that I've adapted to your time zone.
At least now I don't have to
Watch YouTube alone.
Oh, even though tonight I've got
A date with my bookshelf,
I'd much rather touch and hug you
And nothing else.
Oh, won't you be in Nerdfighterlike with me?
Won't you stay up all night on Skype with me?
We could go on a date to the library.
Too bad you don't live anywhere near me.
Over a romantic lunch,
We'd blurb some LOLBooks.
And blenderize our meals
While other tables gave us dirty looks.
Do a reading of Pooh Gets Stuck[In My Pants]
If we could hang out IRL,
I'd do my Happy Dance.
Oh, even though tonight I've got
A date with my bookshelf,
I'd much rather touch and hug you,
Maybe something else.
Oh, won't you be in Nerdfighterlike with me?
Won't you stay up all night on Skype with me?
We could slowdance to music that's royalty-free.
Too bad you don't live anywhere near me.
Oh, even though tonight I've got
A date with my bookshelf,
I'd much rather touch and hug you,
And something else.
Oh, won't you be in Nerdfighterlike with me?
Won't you stay up all night on Skype with me?
We could go on a date to the library.
Too bad you don't live anywhere near me.