Hello evil lady
At the grocery store
It seems that you don't know
What the express lane is for
It says twelve items or less
But you're exempt from that I guess
And you started an argument about coupons
Don't make me k** you
Over twenty five cents
I'll give you a freakin' quarter
If it makes that much difference
And you just remembered something you forgot to get
Your husband will be right back with it
OK, that's it
I'm gonna k** you
Yeah I'm gonna k** you
And possibly your whole family too
All I want is some courtesy
Some kindness and maybe an apology
If you don't get out of my grocery line
I'll do Scorpion's fatality and rip out your spine
I'm usually a very peaceful person
But I'm gonna k** you
I just wrote a note to the guy down the street
Who recently invested in a giant SUV
It said "I hope you know that we're fightin' a war
So you can get your fat a** home from the grocery store
You better trade it in, or I'm gonna k** you"
Yeah I'm gonna k** you
With a car bomb in your H2
I don't think it'd be too much to ask
For you to be a bit less of an a**
I suggest you reinvest in a Honda Fit
If you don't, you're gonna regret it
I'm usually a very peaceful person,
But I'm gonna k** you
It's 3:00 AM and my neighbor upstairs
Is actually worse than my worst nightmares
He had some friends over
For some late-night Red Rover
And now...yeah...they're practicing tap dance
Yeah I'm gonna k** you
And all your loud-a** friends too
I don't think it'd be too much to ask
For you to be a bit less of an a**
If I don't get some peace and quiet
I'll put you on a strychnine diet
But I'm gonna k** you.