Well, a quark can never exist by itself in isolation
Something very odd happens when you try to separate them
The energy it takes to break up those two best friends
Is just enough to create two more to join back up with them
And a photon has no ma** and thus it travels at light speed
If you could imagine going that fast and if you try I think you might be
You'd be emitted and absorbed both in the exact same instant
Even if you traveled from a place 13 billion light years distant
'CAUSE THE UNIVERSE IS WEIRD
I'm kinda freaking out
What the heck is this all about?
Infinite unbounded sets and hadronizing gluon jets and
We'll never understand half of what we have at hand
At least that's what I fear
'cause the universe is weird
An electron has a strong charge as strong as a proton
And a tiny ma** but not nonexistant like the photon and
You might want to take a seat now 'cause this might blow your mind
It has ma** and charge, but not, apparently, a size
And there's a lot of stuff all around you right now
Your chair, your friend, your planet, and your sister's neighbor's cow
And all that mundane ma** and energy is all we know and understand
But it's only 4% of what the universe has at hand
'CAUSE THE UNIVERSE IS WEIRD
I'm kinda freaking out
What the heck is this all about?
Infinite unbounded sets and hadronizing gluon jets and
We'll never understand half of what we have at hand
At least that's what I fear
'cause the universe is weird
Well, I was driving in a van with my brother and I said
Hey, John, guess what, like, dude, NO EDGE!
Because the universe does not exist in any way we can conceive it
No center, no edge, no none of that, whether or not you can believe it
And once upon a time in a ga**y liquid stew
A molecule was like "hey, I turned me into you"
This may be the biggest mystery of all the ones in which we dwell
How the universe created a tool with which to know itself
'CAUSE THE UNIVERSE IS WEIRD
I'm kinda freaking out
What the heck is this all about?
Infinite unbounded sets and hadronizing gluon jets and
We'll never understand half of what we have at hand
At least that's what I fear
'cause the universe is weird
Oh, yeah
Oh, it's so weird
So freaking weird
Oh why in the universe
Is the universe so weird
It's freaking freaking me out it's so weird
Why in the universe
Why in the universe
Is the universe so weird