So you wanna be a popstar
Do you have what you will need?
A set of big bazookers and an a** no one can see
No voice required
No brains nor style
If you are smart, stardom may take a while.
You're a doll
A puppet with strings
If they say fly you better get yourself some wings
Literally.
Do you even know what literally means?
Of course you don't, you're a popstar to be.
A popstar to be.
So you wanna become famous
Put your face on TV?
Well first you have to pay a writer
Then learn how to groove
Hang on, don't groove
Just stick your a** out and move
Hopefully to the beat
And then smile that perfect smile
Made by computers.
You are now a popstar
No effort involved
Fireworks! Stage performers!
And now behold your fans -
People just like you, s**ed in by your b**bs
Oh how cool, you're a popstar!
You're a popstar!