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Good quality stationery Never comes to my house In bed again Can't be bothered getting up Swing the lead again I'm just waiting for the man From Camelot Telling me That I've won the Lottery Let's trash The Murder Mystery Weekend Lets stage a couldn't-give-a-thon Summertime's here And I've got no ha**le I could be a goth On a bouncy castle Wouldn't it be nice To call off the Barn Dance Wouldn't it be nice To sabotage the Hot Pot Supper Monmore Hare's Running Monmore Hare's Running Monmore Hare's Running Monmore Hare's Running Monmore Hare's Running Monmore Hare's Running Monmore Hare's Running Monmore Hare's Running