I stick me big nose in
When I go out
Sealed-off car park
What's it all about?
I like an altercation with a member of staff
"That was a ten pound note!"
I ring up Dial-A-Pizza
I ring up Dial-A-Pizza
I ring up Dial-A-Pizza
And say that's not how I would spell "Hawaiian"
Facebook Mum
YouTube Dad
Sea Ba** Man Bag
Fifty quid to Chad
Would the congregation like to rise and sing
Hymn number 252
Here come the Barmy Army
They're absolutely crazy
Bart, Elvis and the baby
k** k** k** stab murder and despatch