Half Man Half Biscuit - The Len Ganley Stance lyrics

Everybody's doing the Len Ganley Stance Everybody's doing the Len Ganley Stance Everybody's doing the Len Ganley Stance Everybody's doing the Len Ganley Stance Everybody's doing the Len Ganley Stance Everybody's doing the Len Ganley Stance Everybody's doing the Len Ganley Stance Everybody's doing the Len Ganley Stance No no no no, no more Locomotion No no, no more Dancing In The Street No no no no, no more Mashed Potato No no, no more shuffling of the feet Everybody's doing the Len Ganley Stance Everybody's doing the Len Ganley Stance Everybody's doing the Len Ganley Stance Everybody's doing the Len Ganley Stance Keep your arms as rigid as a juggernaut Clench your fists, point your knuckles straight ahead Do your best to look like a teddy bear Then try and pretend to look vertically dead Everybody's doing the Len Ganley Stance Everybody's doing the Len Ganley Stance Everybody's doing the Len Ganley Stance Everybody's doing the Len Ganley Stance

Praise the Lord you all look so beautiful Bulging waistcoats, thirty inch of neck Shine your shoes and head for the Crucible Brush the baize and keep the crowd in check Everybody's doing the Len Ganley Stance Everybody's doing the Len Ganley Stance Everybody's doing the Len Ganley Stance Everybody's doing the Len Ganley Stance Everybody's doing the Len Ganley Stance (come on boys and girls) Everybody's doing the Len Ganley Stance (set the trend) Everybody's doing the Len Ganley Stance (you know what Andy Warhol said) Everybody's doing the Len Ganley Stance (we could do this forever) Everybody's doing the Len Ganley Stance Everybody's doing the Len Ganley Stance Everybody's doing the Len Ganley Stance Come on baby do the Len Ganley Stance Everybody's doing the Len Ganley Stance Everybody's doing the Len Ganley Stance Everybody's doing the Len Ganley Stance Everybody's doing the Len Ganley Stance