Oh no, she held his hand and they clutched their love
Oh my, they made a wish on the stars up above
Oh me, I guess that leaves me out in the cold
Or so, so, so, so I been told
Oh why, why won't she listen to me?
Oh gee, I know that she would come back at me
Oh sure we'd have a love, to have and to hold
Or so, so, so, so I been told
Firecracker, firecracker, boom boom boom
Firecracker, firecracker, boom boom boom
Boys got the muscles
Teachers got the brains
Girls got the s**y legs, they win the game
Muscles ain't strong
Brain's ain't smart
But oh, those legs, they won my heart
Oh no, it's not bad, it's just wrong
Oh yeah, and I know it won't be long
A boy gets two loves worth more than gold
Or so, so, so, so I been told
Because true love is worth more than a king's gold
Or so I been told